absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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