So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I cut my penus on the lid.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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