ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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