He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's intense
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Dear god my vagina.
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