at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
pray to the hookup gods
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