Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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