Buhtt sex?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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