She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
