In the future we'll all be gay
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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