let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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