Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize