I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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