Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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