someone get that fucking seahorse.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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