i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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