I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Randomize
