no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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