I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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