When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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