D3 body, D1 cock
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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