I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
