the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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