in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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