she looked like the before picture.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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