ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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