Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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