Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
