Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
