it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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