dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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