She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
