i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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