just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
