Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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