S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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