I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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