i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I deserve this hangover.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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