If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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