yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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