All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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