I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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