I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
