Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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