dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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