what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I have tasted many bathrooms
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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