WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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