it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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