This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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