We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
