It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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