Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My penis needs a shock collar
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
