we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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