Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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